Thursday, July 26, 2012

...In My Pants

It's been quite a while since I played ...In My Pants.  Last time, I tackled some of the movies of 2012.  Now, I finish the job (for the first time, with additional commentary).

-Norwegian Wood in My Pants
-One for the Money in My Pants (this is somehow Magic Mike related, I'm sure of it)
-Act of Valor in My Pants
-Boy in My Pants
-Friends With Kids in My Pants (smart parents, them)
-Jiro Dreams of Sushi in My Pants (who doesn't?)
-Jeff, Who Lives at Home in My Pants
-Your Sister's Sister in My Pants
-Damsels in Distress in My Pants (oxymoron)
-The Hunter in My Pants (that's one of the many names for him)
-We Have a Pope in My Pants (is that a pope in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?)
-The Lucky One in My Pants (it could be you!)
-Think Like a Man in My Pants
-Darling Companion in My Pants
-Safe in My Pants
-Hysteria in My Pants (actually exactly what the movie is about)
-Safety Not Guaranteed in My Pants (despite what I suggested two titles ago)
-That's My Boy in My Pants
-Hope Springs in My Pants (does it ever)
-Sparkle in My Pants (I'm like Edward Cullen downstairs)
-Killing Them Softly in My Pants
-To the Wonder in My Pants (works as either a toast or a destination)
-Parental Guidance in My Pants (suggested)


Thus ends what always proves to be the classiest recurring feature on Such Moving Pictures.

Aubrey Plaza and Mark Duplass are not amused (Safety Not Guaranteed)

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