...In My Pants: Movies of 2013

Some of you come around Such Moving Pictures for the movie recommendations and reviews, a few others for the posters and trailers and such, but I know that most of you hang in there just to wait for the next installment of ...In My Pants, the bread and butter, the foundation, the hope and promise of this blog.

With the new year less than a month away, this time I'm shoving some of 2013's biggest movies in my pants.

-Warm Bodies in My Pants
-The Last Stand in My Pants
-Mama in My Pants
-Side Effects in My Pants
-Beautiful Creatures in My Pants (always)
-A Good Day to Die Hard in My Pants (isn't every day?)
-Safe Haven in My Pants (this is what Nicholas Sparks intended)
-21 and Over in My Pants
-Jack the Giant Slayer in My Pants (this giant might be too much for him)
-Admission in My Pants
-G.I. Joe: Retaliation in My Pants (because the first one was so heinous)
-The Host in My Pants (AKA the hose in my pants)
-The Heat in My Pants (thus, the warm bodies in there)
-Olympus Has Fallen in My Pants
-Disconnect in My Pants
-Oblivion in My Pants
-Pain & Gain in My Pants
-The Internship in My Pants
-Much Ado About Nothing in My Pants (trust me, it's about something)
-Now You See Me in My Pants (later you'll see me in yours)
-The End of the World in My Pants
-The Lone Ranger in My Pants (my little big kemosabe)
-Pacific Rim in My Pants (I'm not touching that one)
-300: Rise of an Empire in My Pants
-2 Guns in My Pants (full disclosure: only one of them is actually a gun, and neither shoots blanks) 
-The To Do List in My Pants
-The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones in My Pants (...obviously)
-You're Next in My Pants (yes, YOU)
-Sin City: A Dame to Kill For in My Pants
-No Good Deed in My Pants (I promise) 
-Thor: The Dark World in My Pants (you will marvel)
-The Hunger Games: Catching Fire in My Pants (Jennifer Lawrence has that effect on me) 

The magicians of Now You See Me try to figure out how to make my pants disappear.  (Hint: just ask.)