...In My Pants: 2015 Edition

A new year means a bunch of new movies to shove in my pants.  Auld lang syne, mofos.

-Spare Parts in My Pants (a little extra sumpin-sumpin)
-The Boy Next Door in My Pants (my booty is better than J. Lo's)
-Strange Magic in My Pants
-Seventh Son in My Pants
-Jupiter Ascending in My Pants (not the only thing that's rising)
-Focus in My Pants
-Little Boy in My Pants (not gonna touch that one; maybe he's playing dress-up or something)
-The Coup in My Pants (better than the poo in my pants)
-Unfinished Business in My Pants (with Dave Franco)
-Get Hard in My Pants (they titled this one knowing I couldn't resist)
-Home in My Pants (home is where the heart-on is)
-The Longest Ride in My Pants (the longest)
-Monkey Kingdom in My Pants
-Run All Night in My Pants
-Mean Moms in My Pants
-Entourage in My Pants (I roll deep)
-Trainwreck in My Pants
-Selfless in My Pants (and even more generous out of them)
-Criminal in My Pants
-Me Before You in My Pants
-Regression in My Pants
-Jane Got a Gun in My Pants (at least she thinks it's a gun)
-Everest in My Pants (except slightly bigger)
-The Disappointments Room in My Pants (jk)
-London Has Fallen in My Pants (my pants can't be far behind)
-Vacation in My Pants
-The Good Dinosaur in My Pants (looking for ass-teroid or something)
-Midnight Special in My Pants
-Star Wars: The Force Awakens in My Pants
-Sisters in My Pants
-Crimson Peak in My Pants (gross)
-Joy in My Pants (always)

Eddie Redmayne wants to know how he ended up in
this movie instead of in my pants.